Justin: In the Feast of Being Able to. Amen.

Highlights From Last Week

If you have to search for the word “wheel” in a document, you can search for “whee” instead.

Last week I had to make myself not send a thank you note in response to a thank you card.

Fake mustaches are a choking hazard.

Avatar was a gorgeous, but lame movie. Environmentalism is so utterly out of hand, I predict that in the next 5 years there will be a movie in which the main character has sex with Gaia and gives birth to a pine cone.

I bought Close Encounters on blu-ray and finally watched the 2nd half. Great film.

Disco dancing in a suit to “Tragedy” makes me happy, though it’s possibly not the most appropriate Sunday morning activity before church.

It’s possible to spank a chocolate duck.

I can’t expect a coworker to be excited at the prospect of me dating his sister.

It’s simultaneously easy and difficult to play a mandolin.

Mailorder tree seeds have a lower success rate than mail order brides.

Some people think purple is blue.

There are some HOT mailorder brides.

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