Justin: In the Feast of Being Able to. Amen.

Ted on Vacation

Me: Day 1 of Ted’s absence: woke up sweating. The nightmares were intense. It seems, by the blood on my top blanket, that I cut myself in the night.
I’m thinking of shaving all my body hair and rubbing hot candlewax on my face each morning before going out. The first 12 minutes of the day have passed with only moderate grief, as I have distracted myself by Googling pictures of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Though how I shall make it to 9am, I know not.

This may be my last entry.
Sent at 8:17 AM on Friday

me: !!!
the duce?
you in Utah now?
now wait,,, Ottowa
sing me some Canadian Bluegrass whilst there.
Sent at 10:58 AM on Friday

Ted: Lol! On the road using google mobile app. I’ve gotten good at typing with my toes! Sec gotta mergeghhcaaaaahhshhhhhnjjn
Sent at 11:06 AM on Friday
Ted has gone offline

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