Justin: In the Feast of Being Able to. Amen.

Now they tell me

After hearing of my experience with Red Bull, my co-workers inform me that two weeks ago, while I was across campus or something, they all pitched in and bought a can of Red Bull. They got out 8 or 10 paper cups and — who knows HOW — split the goblin rocket fuel amongst themselves for a tastetest. Reactions were from “Ewww” to “Nasty”. In hindsight, I am thinking the Cranberry lobby has something to do with this. It’s always them, putting their grubby paws into EVERYthing holy.