Archive for March, 2010

Ted on Vacation

Me: Day 1 of Ted’s absence: woke up sweating. The nightmares were intense. It seems, by the blood on my top blanket, that I cut myself in the night. I’m thinking of shaving all my body hair and rubbing hot candlewax on my face each morning before going out. The first 12 minutes of the […]

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Old Man’s Shoes

So I was told I had old man’s shoes. And socks. I couldn’t disagree about the shoes, but my socks are stylin! So knowing it was time for a shoe upgrade, I went with a younger female friend and got some extremely awesome shoes (from a really pretty clerk, I might add). Several people have […]

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